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S.I.M.P

What’s up with Candace?”

“She’s got SIMP”

“Who is Candace simping on?”

“No I mean she’s got S.I.M.P”

“Ahhh, makes more sense.”
by Bajibbles January 15, 2021
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S-Super
I-Into
M-Male
P-Pornstars
dude stop it get sum help your such a S.I.M.P
by StoopidNurd March 17, 2022
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S.I.M.P

Squirrels In My Pants. From an Episode of Phineas and Ferb where Candance gets a squirrel in here pants
There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S.I.M.P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
by abdnejdjekk February 18, 2020
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Bro Hugh do be a S.I.M.P liking tweets about relationships
by _P31 March 15, 2020
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S.I.M.P.S

Stupidly Ignorant Main Protaganist Syndrome.
"Hey, you like watching haram anime?"

"Nah, all the male protagonists are S.I.M.P.S, it's a real turn-off."
by Prophet of Ho-Oh May 2, 2020
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S-I-M-P Squirrels In My Pants.

Phineas and Ferb is a children’s show where each episode has its own song, and one episode features this song. It is a banger.
“Hey have you heard the S.I.M.P song?” “From Phineas and Ferb? Hell yeah!”
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