by hairytaco July 3, 2011

Russell’s are extremely handsome guys. They have huge cocks and They mostly have braces and Blackish hair. They are so cute and funny and sweet. They will make extremely good boyfriends and usually play sports like baseball or football. They will never let you down.
Girl 1: your lucky your dating a russell
Girl 2: I know he’s so nice and active and his cock is huge.
Girl 2: I know he’s so nice and active and his cock is huge.
by Russell the man November 15, 2018

by superspecialawesomeburger November 24, 2010

although a common name, Russells (particularly of the Miller brand) are kind hearted, lovable, sweet, and will do anything for the people they love. They are incredibly loyal to their family, and they make wonderful husbands. Your brothers will love him and you parents will be thrilled to have him as part of their family.
oh man you lucky girl you, you scored yourself a Russell! you can look forward to a lifetime of happiness with that one!
by gillybeansGEM March 26, 2011

by hhhxhxhxhxhdhjejsi v February 24, 2015

That one guy who has the body mass of an ant, and prides himself for the size of both his forehead and chin
by Russelslayer February 14, 2019
