Chocolate pokey stick

When one man poops and does not wipe and another man sticks his finger in his butt and shoved his poop covered finger in the other mans mouth

Yo I gave joe the chocolate pokey stick at the sleep over last week

by How mama 446 May 8, 2021

pokey slowfuck

Specifically, an individual whose car moves approximately one tenth of the speed it should be moving at.

These people may be found pulling out in front of you for no goddamn reason and slamming on their brakes. Such an event may prompt outbursts of wtf or "you flaming cuntwaffle."

When applied in general usage, the term can refer to any jerk or asshole.

"(whistling to self while driving)...JESUS! What the FUCK! Goddamn.... goddamn pokey SLOWFUCK!"

"Yeah, that guy's such a ... he's such a pokey slowfuck."
"Pokey slowfuck?"
"...yeah. What?"

by Chalupamonk June 8, 2004

Pokey Stick

Pokey Stick is a delicious cheesy bread stick like creation served by Gumby's Pizza.

Ummm, I can't wait to eat some Pokey Sticks.

by November C January 17, 2011

Pike School :)

The Pike School is a wonderful private school located in a beautiful, rural neighborhood. It provides a quality education for the versatile student, to enrich their school experience and contribute to the community. Overall, Pike provides many services for their students, starting with a warm greeting in the morning, and the shake of a hand. To the middle of the school day, where a hot, generously offered, healthy meal is offered to the students who greatly enjoy it. And ending the day with helping the community and conversing with peers and teachers alike. It provides many clubs that will help students openly express their inner individual, artistic, unique self. Also, Pike offers a variety of sports, that focuses on hand-eye coordination and being prepared mentally and physically; that include all athletic ability. (Even if your child is socially challenged.) And the teachers, Pike prides itself on hiring well-educated, genuinely passionate teachers who love to help lead students on to the path of success; and to achieve to be well-rounded individuals. All students at Pike are very accepting of other nationalities and all build strong friendships on trust.

Pike School :)

Stranger walking by: "Oh My Word! You must be from the Pike school, young gentleman!"

Pike Alumni/Young Gentleman: "Why, how could you perceive that, Sir?"

Stranger walking by: "Well, you emanated the very essence of a Renaissance man!"

Pike Alumni/Young Gentleman: "Thank you good Sir. Would you like to go converse about Dante's Divine Comedy?"

Stranger walking by: "It would be my honor."

by aWheatie November 21, 2011

PIKE song

A nifty little tune about the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity that goes as followed.

We're Pi Kappa Alpha
we're motherfucking queer
Our brothers are all fagots
Who take it in the rear
Our girlfriends are all bitches
Our sisters are all dikes
So buy some fucking khakis
And be a fucking PIKE
P.S.D.A.B.F.M.
P.S.D.A.B.F.M.
P.S.D.A.B.F.M.
PIKES suck dick
and butt fuck men

Tony: Dude what do you wanna do?
Andrew: Hey lets go over to Pi Kappa Alpha and sing the PIKE song.
Tony: Great Idea

by us_laughing December 14, 2008

Pokey Stabby

Any object that is used to "poke", stir, or clean out a bowl of bud, either during, before or after smoking.

Oh shit, there is still some ash from that last gnarly bowl in my bong slide, hand me a pokey stabby so i might clean it out.

by Mr. Macgyver October 15, 2011

pokey stix

delicious stix (not sticks) that can only be found at Gumby's in Athens, GA. breadstix with cheese and garlic, cannot be used to poke people. most often consumed by UGA students.

oh, you ordered pokey stix? will you marry me? they are delicious, let me mooch!

by Ambre May 9, 2006