Penn State Style

Cuddling, with a side of pedophilia, a dash of molestation and alot of penis

Did you see that creepy guy with the rapist glasses and the trenchcoat? I bet he likes little boys, and cuddling Penn State Style.

by knaufbear65 November 19, 2011

Penn State Greater Allegheny

A small satellite campus of Penn State located in Mckeesport, Pennsylvania. The smallest, most boring, middle of bum-fuck nowhere (right outside of pittsburgh, but still...) town ever. They have a dairy queen, wendys, and taco bell. Hope you like taking shits after every meal? i would invest in sani wipes, because these mckeefucks were never taught hygiene either. Interested in sports? Too bad, get ready for marching band competitions every weekend.

Now back to Penn State. This probably would not be the best choice for someone who's racist, because YOU WILL GET KILLED. the ratio of white to black is about 1 to 10. Oh and everyone is on financial aid. Welcome to the Penn State endorsed Community College.

Penn State Greater Allegheny Student: I skipped all my classes today and don't plan on studying for my exams. Gotta love dem taxpayers!

PSUGA Applicant: I got into Greater Allegheny and I didn't even graduate! SICK LIFE. Should I get a tutor with my Math 003 Course? Subtraction sounds pretty fucking intense.

by KoolKid1014 October 24, 2010

Penn State style

Shower room mischief pioneered by Penn State football coaches. One participant must be under 18.

Father Donovan was moved to another parish after they caught him and little Bobby doing it Penn State style.

by gadflye November 12, 2011

Penn State

The best school in the country, rated number one party school by Bacardi, Playboy refused to rank Penn State in their party rankings because they claimed "it was not fair to rank professionals among amateurs."

Penn State, Penn State University, Orange Bowl Winners, we were the beginnings of such greats as Larry Johnson and Michael Robinson

by Robbie Kumar January 27, 2007

I'd rather shower at Penn State

An extreme reluctance to doing something.

Man, Sundays are depressing. I'd rather shower at Penn State then go to work tomorrow.

by Woo Yeah Nester June 27, 2012

Penn State

A college (if you can call it that) in bumblefuck, PA. Located in the middle of no where. It's home to about 40,000 students, who really have no direction in life. They have a mediocre football team who is too scared to play Pitt after the last beatdown Pitt bestowed upon them. Also if you cant get into Pitt you go to Penn State where most likely you will be one of 3 things:
1. Gay
2. Criminal (located by many prisons who accept students after graduation day)
3. Clown

Penn State tries to play in the big 10 (or wait is it 11). There is actually 11 teams in this conference because well you guessed it penn state couldnt count that therte was already 10 teams in the conference when they joined. You can see the shittany lions football team getting beatdown on any given saturday by the likes of OSU, Mich., Notre Dame, Iowa, Pitt, their girls volleyball team, and many Div 1AA schools.

All in all dont go to penn state, because once your there you might as accept the fact that you will most likely never make a significant contribution to society

Hey mom, I could not get into Pitt, so I am going to go to Penn State where I can learn how to become a leech to society.

by pitt4ever March 29, 2010

Penn State

Another way of saying having sex in the shower.

Guy 1: Where did Lisa and Tom Go?

Guy 2: Oh, I think they are taking a shower.

Guy 1: Oh, they must be playing Penn State.

by SmittyBeastonPA November 24, 2011