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Bernard Pollard

1. The SS of the Kansas City Chiefs who glamorously ended the 2008 NFL season for Tom Brady in Week 1, by bending his knee the wrong way and snapping pretty much anything attached to that knee. This caused the Patriots to miss the playoffs for the first time since 2002, and drop from an 18-1 season to an 11-5 season. God knows how Brady will be in 2009 thanks to this man.

2. national hero

3. The greatest football player to ever play in the NFL.

4. Someone who takes care of something really annoying that's been bothering you.
Definition 1 Example: "HOLY FUCK MY NEW FAVORITE PLAYER IS BERNARD POLLARD!!!"

Definition 2 Example: "OMG! The president should award a medal to Bernard Pollard."

Definition 3 Example: "DID U SEE THAT HIT?? BRADY'S DONE! I'M VOTING BERNARD POLLARD FOR THE PRO BOWL!!"

Definition 4 Example: "That bully was picking on me the other day again. Luckily I hired a Bernard Pollard so I don't have that problem anymore."
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Sophie Pollard

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max pollard

Someone who I very bad at anal and is bad at sucking dick
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sofia pollard

Sofia pollard is a depressed teenager with anger issues that usaly has a hot younger sister. They have multiple piercings and have even tattooed themselves
Fuck you sofia pollard
Sofia pollard you're r a bitch
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chloe pollard

cares about not much tbh. not delusional. not crazy. completely sane and bitch be wild.
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Well Ard Pollard

A Thomas that’s hard
Second name Pollard
Not as hard as Big Ard Brad tho
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Stead-Pollard Rating

This is a system for rating both men and women. Simply rate the individual on each of the following points (each worth 1 point) , then add all the points and you have a fool-proof rating out of 10!

1. Face

2. Smile

3. Tits

4. Arse

5. Legs

6. Personality

7. Intelligent

8. Slutiness Scale (Too slutty < 1, If to frigid < 1)

9. Drinking Ability (If d takes to many drink to get drunk < 1, if gets drunk to easily < 1)

10. An Overall Physical Attractiveness (including tan, fashion, etc)
Guy 1: "I dont know if i should go for this chick?"

Guy 2: "Have you rated her using the Stead-Pollard Rating?"

Guy 1: "OH! Of course! I will do that right now!"

Face = 1

Smile = 0.5

Tits = 1

Arse = 0

Legs = 0.5

Personality = 1

Intelligent = 0.5

Slutiness Scale = 1

Drinking Ability = 0.5

An Overall Physical Attractiveness = 0.5

Total = 6.5

Guy 1: "thats good enough for me!"
by Anonymous Co. October 25, 2011
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