A half canadian, half japanese porn star. Does Japanese porn exlusively, which means her genitals are usually censored. Come on Japan. Get your shit together.
Also she never fucks white guys. She is pretty hot so it seems like there would be a US market for her... but whatever.
Also she never fucks white guys. She is pretty hot so it seems like there would be a US market for her... but whatever.
Man, I would really like bend Maria Ozawa over a rail and fuck her from behind. I would totally creampie that shit.
by Preverted Internet User October 10, 2013
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Get the ohana mug.Ohana means family, and family means: no one gets left behind; popular dance group in California; another name for a bunch of crazy, candy addicted, satan divas.
Lailah: "B*tch! Ima take the Twix! Come on Leilani!"
Shannon: "Who stole the Twix???"
Rachel: "Those b*tches! Lailah! Leilani!"
Leilani: "Mommy! Rachel and Herman are hitting me and sissy!"
Dakota: "Children! You are all such divas. Haha I love our Ohana."
Shannon: "Who stole the Twix???"
Rachel: "Those b*tches! Lailah! Leilani!"
Leilani: "Mommy! Rachel and Herman are hitting me and sissy!"
Dakota: "Children! You are all such divas. Haha I love our Ohana."
by Momma Kota December 12, 2011
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Inability to fight the urge to wear white Baby Phat pants and extra large hoop earings.Usually occuring within 3-5 days of residing in Oshawa.
by LittleBee4 July 6, 2009
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including, but not limited too: denim vests, cut off shorts, jackets, skirts, and jeans. Most Oshawa Tuxedo wearers are also seen in tourist t-shirts from the early 80’s. Shades of denim are not required to match, but almost always do and are frequently covered in patches representing assorted 70’s and 80’s rock bands.
including, but not limited too: denim vests, cut off shorts, jackets, skirts, and jeans. Most Oshawa Tuxedo wearers are also seen in tourist t-shirts from the early 80’s. Shades of denim are not required to match, but almost always do and are frequently covered in patches representing assorted 70’s and 80’s rock bands.
"Hey man I think we are going to ladies night at the Corral Tuesday."
"Oh shit, I better iron my Oshawa Tuxedo."
"Check out that couple, they are wearing matching Oshawa Tuxedos."
"Oh shit, I better iron my Oshawa Tuxedo."
"Check out that couple, they are wearing matching Oshawa Tuxedos."
by OshawaTuxe May 21, 2009
Get the Oshawa Tuxedo mug.Obviously Having A Wank - when someone doesn't respond in a conversation without saying brb or equivalent, it can be assumed they are masturbating. Often triggers a response.
Jack: hey Sam, have you seen the news?
*no response*
Amy: ohaw
Jack: totally
Sam: what? sorry i was busy.
Amy: yeah i bet.
*no response*
Amy: ohaw
Jack: totally
Sam: what? sorry i was busy.
Amy: yeah i bet.
by mirdavpoc May 27, 2010
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