obsexing

The act of having subconscious sex with someone you obsess over.
Dreams of a sexual nature concerning one you obsess over.

Katherina: "I was obsexing over Grayson Dolan last night."
Josey: "So weird, I was obsexing over Louis Tomlinson the other night."

Katherina: "We need to stop obsexing."

by Bandsrulemylife November 17, 2016

Opexy

The feeling you get when someone thinks they are buying an asset and trying to use their CAPEX budget, but you’re certain it’s actually an operating expenditure.

“That upgrade fee feels Opexy to me.”

by C are M March 17, 2017

obsexual

Caressing an object in a loving manner.

Obsexual. Did you see the Vegas Knights Captain with the Stanley cup tonight?

by Saige2006 June 13, 2023

Osexual

Not Being Sexually attracted to anything or anybody. not Females, Males or Animals. true Osexuals Don't even Masturbate.

"Tina is Such a Fat Lard that her only choice to get pleasure is to masturbate or become an Osexual

by Breedlove12 May 13, 2011

Obsexed

To be obsessed ( sexually ) with someone or something.

I'm totally obsexed with Benedict Cumberbatch right now, gurl.

by Ellshizzle April 25, 2014

opsec nazi

a person that likes to go overboard with opsec... even when it isnt REALLY violated

"That fucking opsec nazi reported me again"

"the opsec nazi became hated for her naziness"

by jimb000bies July 27, 2012

oplextious

a DELICIOUS looking person or characteristic of a person

Dude, have you seen Michael’s arms lately?

I KNOW. He’s been working out, he looks so oplextious.

by thishandlehasalreadybeenused October 2, 2019