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Football on the moon 

Playing football on the moon is the act of receiving head, and being fisted at the same time.
Friend: How was your night?
Me: I played football on the moon with this random girl.
Football on the moon by Eliad101 December 13, 2021

church on the moon 

According to Snoop Dogg, when he says "Church on the Moon!!", then it's time for everybody to go (or leave).
Snoop Dogg: Church On the Moon!! Hurry Up!! (then everybody go)
church on the moon by wcwy1228 January 11, 2009

Man on the Moon 

When having sex with a chick and you are doing her from behind, right before you "finish", you take a flag with your name on it and stick it into her ass hole and as you finish you yell out "I'm the man on the moon!".
Guy1: "Last night I conquered new territory, I took that fine ass home and planted my flag!"
Guy2: "Dayam man! You pulled a man on the moon on her ass!"
Man on the Moon by El Conquistador November 8, 2004

Suck your dad's dick on the Moon 

To care so little about someone's opinion that you are willing to expend an extreme amount of effort to show how little their opinion matters to you
"You think I give a shit what he thinks? I'll suck your dad's dick on the Moon!"

"As if it weren't clear enough how little James thought of his critics, he proceeded to suck their dad's dicks on the Moon."

walking on the moon 

Testing for the complete drying of recently applied nailpolish. Often done by touching the surface of the nail on which nail polish has been applied.
Would anyone like to do the honors of walking on the moon?
walking on the moon by cuteX3apple November 7, 2007

man on the moon 

When in the process of showing someone your ass aka "mooning", you proceed to tuck your penis so it pokes out between your ass cheeks. Thus the penis is the man who's hanging out on the moon.
Hah! How do you like my man on the moon!
man on the moon by IamAdam April 9, 2006