Northwest Territories

1. n. Northern territory above Alberta and Saskatchewan, west of Nunavut, east of Yukon Territory. Capital is Yellowknife, Total population is about 30,000. Best known for black flies in the summer, a frozen ice road in the winter, and diamond mines. Mostly Innuit (native northerners) in population. Don't call them eskimos, or they'll encase your balls in ice and feed them to the polar bears. English is a second language up there, as most speak various dialects of Inuktuk. DON'T ask them to throat sing.

I froze my ass off in the winter in the Northwest Territories, then the black flies ate me alive in the summer, which lasted all of 3 weeks.

by G.H. Hadden May 4, 2005

Northwest Airlines

Otherwords known as "Northworst Airlines". Not only do they cram you in between two fat people, but they manage to make you pay 3$ for a snack. Soon they will charge you for the recycled bacteria in the air you get on the plane.

Me: "What airline do we have?"
Fred: "Northwest Airlines..."
Me: "Shit!"

by Angry Salamander July 14, 2006

NORTHWEST Style

Sexual position where one is penetrated in the rectum with no lube

Tommy likes to take it NORTHWEST style.

by BO$$ B June 11, 2018

Northwest High School

A high school that shows white trash, meth heads, and hicks together talking about how the confederate flag is more American then The own American Flag

I go to northwest high school, Conferderation.

by Hypetm March 1, 2016

Northwest pick n pock

Originating in the Great Northwest after many days of no sleep you may find yourself face to fingers digging for unknown phantom bugs, blemish, or any strange skin disturbances. Alas you have been bitten by the the northwest pick n pock.

Northwest pick n pock. Hey Lucreatia your face looks like shit! Stop picking your face you ya tweak! I think you need a sandwich and a nap :)

by tweakbird69 July 18, 2009

Northwest Passage

The route through Canada to the Orient or the act of inserting one's penis into a girls right ear canal, the man's northwest.

"I did a Northwest Passage to my girlfriend. She has permanent ear drum damage."
"Hmm"

by Antonio January 16, 2005

Northwest Airlines

The absolute worst airline in the world to fly known for bad customer service. They treat their passengers like crap and overcharge for lowsy service. You have to pay for just making a reservation itself, for a soda, pillows, blankets, to check in your bag and almost to even use the toilet. When asked by an employee to help you, they role their eyes and speak in a condescending manner. When your trip is over they stick a broomstick up your ass and tell you to beat it.

The carrier is the 5th largest in the U.S. and is headquartered in the Minneapolis-St. Paul area. It has major hubs in Detroit, Memphis and Amsterdam with focus cities in Seattle, Los Angeles, New York, Indianapolis, Washington DC and Boston.

Northwest Airlines is disgusting but I will only fly them when I have to.

by [e-mail] August 5, 2007