A slut bag of a girl who puts on a deceivingly pleasant front, and then fucks around behind your back. A rat-faced ass wagon is often responsible for breaking hearts, which is a mystery because she has a train wreck on her head that she refers to as her face. She is manipulative and has 5 times more emotional baggage than you can handle. Your friends will often hate her because... well, she sucks.
Person A: "Hey are you coming to see the play this Thursday with us?"
Person B: "Yeah man, I hope that nasty bitch isn't coming."
Person A: "Yeah, what a rat-faced ass wagon."
Person B: "Yeah man, I hope that nasty bitch isn't coming."
Person A: "Yeah, what a rat-faced ass wagon."
by Absconder February 27, 2011
Get the rat-faced ass wagonmug. A physical condition where extremely white trash genetics cause a person's facial features to be entirely too small for their head.
I can't take Cletus seriously, the way he sits there staring at me with that white trash rat face of his.
by PartyAnimal12 September 23, 2016
Get the White trash rat facemug. by Scriney93 November 8, 2010
Get the Face like a rat catchers malletmug. 