Nils is a person who nutts (cums) alot. He currently have the world record for the longest nutts in history, about 240 m. He comes about 3 times an hour and loves to sneak up on people and nutt on their neck.
by NuttarNils October 17, 2022
Get the Nilsmug. by mh+nb=<3 October 15, 2011
Get the Nilsmug. scandenavian for blonde hair blue eyes and fuckin yolked(ripped, buff, ect). very good at sports of all kinds. in one word - fuckin amazing
by mcjagga August 25, 2010
Get the Nilsmug. If you have a Nils in your life, you’re one of the luckiest persons in the world. He is gorgeous, smart, intelligent, loyal and one of the best friends you’ll ever have. There is a big soft and sensible heart beneath his hard, hairy chest (which is the best place to lay down your head for a nap, by the way). It’s difficult to gain his trust and love because he has made some hard experiences in the past. But once you have, he won’t let you down. A Nils will put you in the first place instead of himself. At times he can be stubborn and proud, which makes it hard to argue with him (besides that he is very good at argumentation and besides the fact that he is right most of the time). But letting him calm down he is perceptive, able to see when he was wrong and to say sorry, meaning it from the bottom of his heart. When you have a Nils, you have a caring, cheering, tender, lovingly, empathic person and a good listener in your life. He will make you feel safe, loved and that he cares for you. The cuddles of a Nils are the best ones, they’ll make you feel like you found your happy place just right there in his arms. The smile of a Nils brings joy in your heart, his kisses make you feel like there are thousands of stars exploding in your belly, and we don’t need to talk of the FANTASTIC sex, it’ll leave you breathless... So if you ever find a Nils – keep him!
- I think I fell in love with him, he is just perfect!
- So it must be a Nils, right?
- Yeah, his name is Nils!
- So it must be a Nils, right?
- Yeah, his name is Nils!
by A.3010 January 25, 2022
Get the Nilsmug. A sexy motherfucker with beautiful locks, massive muscles and the perfect clothing style.
Known to be friend with Satan, christians don't like him very much, but other than that, he is the coolest person in the known universe.
Known to be friend with Satan, christians don't like him very much, but other than that, he is the coolest person in the known universe.
by NilsButHeVibin October 15, 2019
Get the Nilsmug. He is god in Earth , He is better than anyone in everything. His Penis is a Burden for it is several Meters Long.
some say He is behind the legend27
some say He is behind the legend27
by Walandi_tsanti January 2, 2017
Get the Nilsmug.