narf

Someone who does not know what a narf is.

You were a narf, before you read this definition. But now you can call all your friends narfs, to piss them off.

by Narf Cake June 5, 2007

narf

Worthless word used by childish retards.

Hey how are you?
Narf!

by wudntwunnabeya February 10, 2008

Narf

Someone who is black and eats corndogs on a regular basis.

Man, that guy is a huge "narf."

by Jesus Mc Sag December 1, 2011

narf

A word that discribes the sound a walrus makes.

Walrus: "NARF! NAARRRRRRF!"
Person: "Oh, hai walrus~!"

by Tapir October 7, 2007

narf

1) A filler word that can be used to generally annoy parents

2) Narfco's Mascot

Jules, I'm gonna narf you tomorrow...

by Irbz December 21, 2006

Narf

The offspring of a dog and a man with one testicle.

"That man must be a narf."

by Carter P. June 25, 2008

narf

to hit really hard; to get hit really hard; to be in excrutiating pain after being hit really hard.

1.O dude, I just narfed my toe on that nail! My toe is narfed.

2.(referring to a deer getting hit by a car)...Look at that deer! It just got totally narfed by that car!

3."I'm gonna narf your face!"
--that dude just got narfed.

by Al gurl January 12, 2009