by Datana November 28, 2017
Get the NOmug. Will You marry Me
"NO"
"NO"
by Jooce November 7, 2019
Get the NOmug. The most powerful word of all time. If anyone uses it... then... well... lets not get into that yet...
Random pedo: hey kid get in my van, it has a tonnnn of treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeets *chuckle chuckle*
Jimmy: ermmmm idk if i should listen to youuuuuuuuuuu...... lemme ask mommy.
Random pedo: WAIT WAIT WAIT you don't have to get ur mommy... just get in, i promise i wont close the back doors.
Jimmy: oh its ok I don't have to go get her! She's right here!
Jimmy's mommy: *appears out of thin air* What is it my little Jimmy Wimmy?
Jimmy: This guy asked me if I would like to get in his van! What should I say?
Jimmy's mommy: Oh, thats easy just get in the van and use your gun!
Jimmy: Oh, right! I forgor.. srry mommy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Random pedo: Wtf just happened?
Jimmy and His mommy: *both breath in deeply*
Random pedo: Wait... you wouldn't say the word... would you?
Jimmy and His mommy: *keep breathing in*
Random pedo: WAIT WAIT DON'T SAY IT PLEASE *gets on his knees*
Jimmy and His mommy: *stop breathing in* "NO"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*A shockwave reverberates around the earth**earth and all of the universe implode and disappear*
Jimmy: ermmmm idk if i should listen to youuuuuuuuuuu...... lemme ask mommy.
Random pedo: WAIT WAIT WAIT you don't have to get ur mommy... just get in, i promise i wont close the back doors.
Jimmy: oh its ok I don't have to go get her! She's right here!
Jimmy's mommy: *appears out of thin air* What is it my little Jimmy Wimmy?
Jimmy: This guy asked me if I would like to get in his van! What should I say?
Jimmy's mommy: Oh, thats easy just get in the van and use your gun!
Jimmy: Oh, right! I forgor.. srry mommy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Random pedo: Wtf just happened?
Jimmy and His mommy: *both breath in deeply*
Random pedo: Wait... you wouldn't say the word... would you?
Jimmy and His mommy: *keep breathing in*
Random pedo: WAIT WAIT DON'T SAY IT PLEASE *gets on his knees*
Jimmy and His mommy: *stop breathing in* "NO"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*A shockwave reverberates around the earth**earth and all of the universe implode and disappear*
by Not-Jimmy December 18, 2024
Get the NOmug. It means fucking no if you’re asking a girl to have sex with you and she’s says no but you’re forcing her FUCK OFF
by stealerthingy December 8, 2020
Get the NOmug. 
