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neuron scavenger

a person who, by default, has no brain. They can only communicate by scavenging whatever neurons they can find, linking them together with chicken wire and gum, and then saying something. Because of how little neurons the person will usually scavenge, they always say the dumbest, most retarded shit on the planet.
dude: "earth is flat!!!:
scientist: "you're actually stupid"
dude: "whenever I go to my lake house, I don't see the river move. so the earth isn't spinning!:
scientist: "what a neuron scavenger"
dude: *silent because couldn't find any neurons to say anything*
by alikeobservant October 16, 2022
mugGet the neuron scavengermug.

Binary Neuron

The capability of doing 2 tasks, related to IT, at the same time while being a man.
This is usually associated with women, as they apparently can do more than one thing at a time.
"Almeida was listening while he was thinking about something else... impressive, he has a binary neuron"
by KiddVernic February 13, 2019
mugGet the Binary Neuronmug.

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