Hide My Own Eggs

Hide my own eggs

A saying one would use to describe themselves as mentally incompetent in the moment, or for a duration of time.
"I GOT SO TANKED LAST NIGHT, THAT I COULD HIDE MY OWN EGGS FOR EASTER "
by JJ Milla September 23, 2022
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When you're a dumb stoner and it takes you forever to process anything
"Kyle told me a joke and it took me like a minute to get, got my fuckin eggs yolked dude."
by Pheeblesweeebles December 11, 2020
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