bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth

The act of sexual pleasure by eating cum and shit in a sandwich and fucking a rhino and licking balls and screaming cum on my monkey dick pls harder daddy fuck me like a fat ass rhino.

bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth pls daddy.

by Renkari October 14, 2021

eat my asshole

The means to eat one asshole.
Or can be used in the sense that a friend i being a complete fuck ass.
Or a term that is used as a comeback

man she can eat my asshole.
Hey eat my asshole fag

by Benx May 20, 2008

fashizling my asshole

to tell a person that you were joking or to ask if someone is joking

person 1: "I just smashed your vase" person 2: "dude. are you fashizling my asshole?"

Example 2: person one: "did you just smash my vase" person 2: "no i was just fashizling your asshole"

by assdunker November 26, 2010

Makes my asshole sick

The last thing you say before completely removing someone from your life; the ultimate annoyance

She really makes my asshole sick the way she's acting right now.

by imannoyedAF March 12, 2022

Balls in my asshole

When u sit on a testical and it goes slightly up ur butt hole

Balls in my asshole

That just happened to me last night

Ouch

by Highfiveguy February 26, 2015

Penis in my asshole

A reply to basically any circumstance that life has dealt you. Usage is normally followed by others near you repeating variations on the original statement. Also best used around homophobes.

"I just lost the game, penis in my asshole." says Guy 1
"No, penis in MY asshole" says Guy 2
"You're all wrong, penis in MY asshole." says Guy 3

by The Cancerous Goose May 5, 2015

nuke my asshole

plural of nuke my asshole

aww man, please nuke my asshole

by sdhkdashvfnhsabfc August 25, 2021