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Bronx Mowgli

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The horrendous name given to the spawn of Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz and singer Ashlee Simpson. Born Thursday, November 20, 2008. 'Bronx' is after the NYC borrough, and 'Mowgli' is after the character in The Jungle Book. Basically an epic fail in the world of celebrity baby names.
Person 1: "Did you hear that Pete and Ashlee named their son BRONX MOWGLI??"
Person 2: Yeah, that poor kid's gonna need therapy.
by bobinr05 April 3, 2009
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Dirty Mowgli

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When a young man ejaculates deep inside of a carved out banana. The banana is frozen and used as a dildo by a female, the banana then thaws inside the vaginal canal and the semen flows out by breaking off part of the banana.
Oh my god, He gave me a "Dirty Mowgli" last night. It took a long time to freeze, and I had to push out the rest of the banana which was a mess.
by DirtyJungleMan January 9, 2022
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Bronx Mowgli

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person 1: "did you hear what pete named his baby?"
person 2: "no! what?"
person 1: "Bronx Mowgli"
person 2: "...WHATTHEFUCK!?"
by cristinaaaaaaa April 3, 2009
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MAN WHO SIMPLY CANT WALK BC OF TEH SIZE OF HIS COCK. MOWGLI GETS ALL BITCHES ON PLANET EARTH PLUS UR MOM (BC UR MOM IS SO PHAT SHE BIGGER THAN PLANET) MOWGLI IS ALSO VERY SEXY. MOWGLI DONT NEED SIX PACK TO GET BITCHES. THOUGH ONCE MOWGLI SHREDS HE WILL BECOME MAN LIKE RASPUTIN. MOWGLI IS ALSO THE BEST U14 CANOEIST IN WESTERN CANADA. FUCK YOU NIKITA IM COMING FOR YOUR TITLE.
All The Bitches: holy fak looking at that Dirty Mowgli he makes my pussy wet.
by Dirty Mowgli January 9, 2022
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MAN WHO SIMPLY CANT WALK BC OF TEH SIZE OF HIS COCK. MOWGLI GETS ALL BITCHES ON PLANET EARTH PLUS UR MOM (BC UR MOM IS SO PHAT SHE BIGGER THAN PLANET) MOWGLI IS ALSO VERY SEXY. MOWGLI DONT NEED SIX PACK TO GET BITCHES. THOUGH ONCE MOWGLI SHREDS HE WILL BECOME MAN LIKE RASPUTIN. MOWGLI IS ALSO THE BEST U14 CANOEIST IN WESTERN CANADA. FUCK YOU NIKITA IM COMING FOR YOUR TITLE.
All The Bitches: holy fak looking at that Dirty Mowgli he makes my pussy wet.
by Dirty Mowgli January 9, 2022
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Bronx Mowgli

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name of Pete Wentz & Ashlee Simpsons first son.
Bronx is a great name but MOWGLI??
Voted one of the ugliest celebrity baby names of the year.
Kid: Hey do you think Bronx is cool?
Kid2: Yeah, pretty cool name.
Kid: His full name is Bronx Mowgli..
Kid2: WTF?? Hell no
by OMFG you'd like to know July 16, 2009
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Mooglin

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A Mooglin is a creature that is the main spokesperson/spokescharacter in the game of AdventureQuest, DragonFable, and Mechquest.
A Mooglin is the coolest creature in the game but are often punted around like footballs by many due to their lack of being able to defend themselves.

Are also very round eyes, are cute, and are actually very intelligent, and vary in colors..
by Michael Carrillo March 16, 2008
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