Minnesota Snowball Fight

When a girl jerks a guy off into her hand, gets up, walks casually away, turns and yells 'SNOWBALL FIGHT!' before hurling the cum in his direcrion.

Tyrone: Oh baby, that hand job was epic!
....
Brittany: SNOWBALL FIGHT!!!
Tyrone: WFT bitch! Why did you do that for?
Brittany: shit boo; cause its the Minnesota snowball fight, ha!

by luberlust March 11, 2015

Minnesota Standoff

When all members of a group of people are too polite to take the last serving of a given dish.

In the third Minnesota Standoff of the evening, the last piece of pumpkin pie sat alone in the center of the table, the whole family eyeing it in uncomfortable silence.

by the Man of the Van January 15, 2015

Minnesota Sprinkler

Basically a snow blower. Minnesota children can be found playing in the blown snow during the winter. Much as children from warmer climates can be found playing in a sprinkler on a summer day elsewhere.

I was using the Minnesota Sprinkler to clear the front walk, and the kids had a blast in the blow out.

by CARRG February 15, 2010

Minnesota Stirfry

A sex act where a womans vagina is so loose that a man must fit his hand in and masterbate inside her.

Marrya has been around so much, the only way to get off from her is a Minnesota Stirfry.

by MKM Joe March 28, 2007

minnesota seat cover

To deficate all over the toilet seat. Typically done at a public facility.

The toilet didn't have a fill tank to leave an upper decker, so I gave it a Minnesota seat cover instead.

by Phantom Shitter2 December 6, 2007

Minnesota Snow Plow

A sexual position where one person is on their hands and knees and the other person (always male) penetrates the vagina or anus from behind. The person penetrating will then pull the other persons arms out from under them thus forcing them to fall forward as he thrusts.

I gave your mom a hell of a minnesota snow plow.

by dave m. hudson February 27, 2009

Minnesota Sandwich

When a man takes a shit in the girl’s pussy and then he sticks his dick inside of her and creampies her then he takes his shit and cum covered dick and then violently jerks off onto the girl’s face and shit and cum will get all over her face. Then the guy licks all of the shit and cum off of her face and then he carpet munches the girl and he then vommits inside of her. Then he sticks back in and goes for another round!

Adrian: Do u wanna get laid?
Chanel: give me a minnesota sandwich!
Adrian: woah girl u nasty!

by Fukface18 June 12, 2018