May 5th

National send a booty pic day, also its cinco de mayo

Omg its may 5th! Now show me datass

by Caleb__021 May 4, 2022

May 5th

show brandon your titties (specifically after school)

it’s may 5th today 😛

by Ball2zero May 4, 2022

May 5th

Can I be your Geometry Day

On the fateful day of May 5th, a friend had boldly messaged another friend, starting with the message of

1: “hey, what r u doing?”

2: “i’m doing homework, the one for geometry”

1: “can i be your geometry?”

by yukikzas May 3, 2024

May 5th

National kiss your crush day

Zoey:That’s your crush dude!
Sam: Shhhh
Zoey: You know, it’s May 5th

Sam: So?
Zoey: It’s national kiss your crush day!!

by Ur moooom May 4, 2022

May 5th

National Fuck Off Sam Day!

Sam: hey, how are you?

Me: fuck off it’s may 5th
Sam: ok fair enough

by hittheshep May 5, 2022

May 5th

National booty pic day pt. 2

Bryan: dang I missed national booty pic day

Ashley: that's okay, it's may 5th

by Heeheebryan May 5, 2022

May 5th

National send her a picture of your hand day.

He sent her a picture of his hand
Why?
Because it’s May 5th

by checkbeerstealer May 5, 2025