Malaika

A name for an adopted smelly, sniffling German/Indian who can’t drive and forward park to save their lives. They idolise the deep and aspire to be like him in every way, including how he is with an octopus.

‘Look at that wrecked car and its rims’
‘It was probably a Malaika driving it’

Malaika by Upamaguire May 28, 2023

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Malaika

‘Look at that wrecked car and its rims’
‘It was probably a Malaika driving it’

Malaika by Upamaguire May 28, 2023

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Malaika

Honestly the most annoying person in the world, seeing a person with this name is said to make ur eyes boil. Blindness is also very common with this name, walking through doors is a difficult task. But Malaika is still one of peoples favourites because of the smell she produces

Malaika slammed her head into the door, what a silly muncher

Malaika by Ilovemybiryanimuncher February 14, 2024

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malaika habib

Peng girl with long black silky hair. Usually Asian, talks a lot, very hyper but very sexy. She's not good with relationships but she's a heartbreaker the mandem wanna fuck her.

Yo holla malaika habib ask her to come join.

Fam it's bare risky though.... but come on peng ting.

malaika habib by Unknown chicken and chips June 15, 2017