Malaika

THE MOST PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE PERSON IN THE WORLD.... SHIT AT FORTNITE..... OTTO PK N TINA DAMES STAN.... Vons girlfriend

HOLY SHIT YOU'RE SUCH A MALAIKA

by MoneyRite October 26, 2022

Malaika

Honestly the most annoying person in the world, seeing a person with this name is said to make ur eyes boil. Blindness is also very common with this name, walking through doors is a difficult task. But Malaika is still one of peoples favourites because of the smell she produces

Malaika slammed her head into the door, what a silly muncher

by Ilovemybiryanimuncher February 15, 2024

Malaika

A sevvie that says 5 year olds are hot

Hey do you know who malaika is?
Yeah she’s the 7th grader that said 5 year olds could be hot

by The hot person June 27, 2021

Malaika

The name Malaika is beautiful and whoever has it is beautiful has the nicest personality, forgiving, caring and literally gorgeous in every way

person:have you seen malaika today? she's so beautiful!! her hairs so nice and long

massive shithead:totally disagreed no way!

by tansyyie June 06, 2022

Malaika

A name for an adopted smelly, sniffling German/Indian who can’t drive and forward park to save their lives. They idolise the deep and aspire to be like him in every way, including how he is with an octopus.

‘Look at that wrecked car and its rims’
‘It was probably a Malaika driving it’

by Upamaguire May 28, 2023

Malaika

A name for an adopted smelly, sniffling German/Indian who can’t drive and forward park to save their lives. They idolise the deep and aspire to be like him in every way, including how he is with an octopus.

‘Look at that wrecked car and its rims’
‘It was probably a Malaika driving it’

by Upamaguire May 28, 2023