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Macedonian War Cry

This is very unique and horrifying sound. This particular warcry differs greatly from others in both pitch, tone and base emotion. You might at first think of stories from the battle front about modern warriors searching for Knighthood and epic blood soaked raging battle fields. Others might think of Gorilla chants, football team huddles or English soccer fans roaring at the loss of yet another world cup qualifier.

This my friends is a warcry more tragic than a Shakespearian play and more frightening than a rampaging herd of elephants. The God of Thunder himself would shudder at this mighty roar. It was first recorde a in 1633 by Christoph Sekolvskavich.

When is it appropriate to utter this sound and what causes it to erupt from the throat of a mortal.

1) When a Macendonian born male wakes up and finds a Greek flag impaled on his lawn. Usually

2) When a North American is on vacation, has consumed too many banana mamas and decides to kill the harmless nurse shark swimming peacefully in the man made water lanes in the Cuban compound
3) When a female is blind sided from behind during coitus and accidentally finds her lower blowhole plugged by accident
Karl woke up one morning, headed outside to his car and uttered a viscious Macedonian War Cry when he saw that his entire car was covered in Greek flags.

Karl was in Cuba when he let loose a mother trucker sized Macedonian War Cry just before he impaled the poor nurse chark with the plastic King from oversized pool chess set.

Sally let out a Macedonian War Cry when Karl accidentally penetrated the incorrect "blowhole" during a reverse Doogy Howzer
by Julius Goat September 22, 2009
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Morgan Freeman’s Macedonian MacDonald Macadamia Nuts

a very good restaurant created by a person who saved the macadamia nuts from greece by using sharp corn given to them by paul from iowa which was then bought out by morgan freeman
Paul: “Wow I love the Macadamia Burger from Morgan Freeman’s Macedonian MacDonald Macadamia Nuts!”
Cat: “Same lol!”
by dacheeziestwhiz March 28, 2021
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i'm going to phalanx you macedonian style

I'm going to defeat you with the utmost originality and perfection.
Jon: Ramble Ramble Ramble, screw you guys, I'm going home.
Tal: Jon, I'm going to phalanx you Macedonian style.
Teacher: I'm not sure whether to send you to the principles office or give you commendation.
by TDMORGAN December 16, 2015
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Macedonian Wind Turbine

The act of spinning one’s genetalia in a circular motion, causing enough wind force to cool someone on a hot day.
Damn bro it’s hot as hell out here, might need to get the boys together for some Macedonian Wind Turbines
by ForgottenTubeSock August 10, 2024
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Macedonian Wind Turbine

The act of helicoptering one’s genitalia in the act of cooling another down
Damn bro it’s hot out here”
“You’re right dog, we should get the boys around and make a big Macedonian Wind Turbine
by ForgottenTubeSock August 10, 2024
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Macedonian Robloxian

I may be Racist I may be Homophobic but this song ROCKS!
Macedonian Robloxian loves Industry Baby (extended) by Lil Nas X.
by Stream montero February 3, 2022
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Macedonian Doorhandle Torch

When you heat up a door handle and insert it rectally until it hits the partners small intestine and burns a hole through it. While the partner is fingering themself until there is blood.
My friends get really freaky and love to do the Macedonian Doorhandle Torch.”
by Big Black Nightmare January 23, 2025
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