How you claim something eternally using dibs. If you say or write it wrong, someone can get the chance to eternally claim it before you correct yourself. Nothing beats this, and whatever you eternally claim is your's. Unless your friend is a sore loser.
by Loafofstalebread June 29, 2024
Get the Mother-May-I-Super-Sunday-Sandwich-Eternus-Dibsmug. A playfully-overprecise remark that you tell someone to let him know that you may be briefly delayed in meeting up with him, and so he should simply wait for you if you don't arrive at precisely the moment when you said you would.
Cool dude, texting to his buddy on his smart-phone as he's hurriedly scuttling along the downtown sidewalk: "I've had a last-minute errand that I gotta run real quick, so I may be two-tenths of a split-second late --- no worries, though, Bro --- I'll still shoot some hoops wif youse, just as I promised."
by QuacksO October 2, 2018
Get the I may be two-tenths of a split-second latemug. by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>I May Have TO Shit On A DIcitonary<.7.9.7.6.>mug. A spin-off of the classic "spill the tea," if someone says "if I may sip," they're requesting the tea on a situation. Also used when asking someone for more details on the tea.
by PrincipalHades June 13, 2025
Get the If I may sip...mug. by coolwill February 3, 2025
Get the i may not be perfect, but i m going to die nowmug.