Cypriot Magikarp

the biggest dumbass to ever exist, so fucking stupid it depresses everyone

"Have you heard of Cypriot Magikarp?"
"Yeah he is so retarded"

by Djfjfjvjdjdjgkfrjg April 16, 2021

The magikarp

A millenia-era dance move that involves twitching and flopping on the floor whilst mimicking the Pokémon Magikarp.

While doing The Magikarp, Jerry flipped repeatedly on the marble tiles yelping "karp, Karp!"

by Zandroid August 18, 2017

Magikarping

When you take a fish and you put it inside your ass, while getting yourself wet. While the fish is inside you attach jumper cables to your nipples and shock yourself and the fish. While screaming you don't have enough badges to train me

That guy over there is magikarping

Yo vincent can you help me start magikarping

by Bleacher brah January 13, 2025

Magikarping

A guy who try's hard to get with ladies "flailing" his dick around like magikarp in the Pokémon games and ultimately ends up failing and having to "splash" himself.

Gary got no ladies at the bar looks like he's magikarping tonight

by Mysticdragon420 May 27, 2017