lasterday

A word used to describe or simplify saying "the day before yesterday".

Person 1: What did you do yesterday?
Person 2: I just slept all day, I was so worn out from lasterday's party.

by NirocDrof April 9, 2014

New England brown lobster

The act of performing oral sex on another individuals anus using melted butter to improve taste and a lobster bib to avoid unnecessary messes. Inspired by the traditional consumption method of a New England lobster.

Danny— “How was your trip to Cape Cod?”
Jack— “It was sick, I met this girl and after dinner I gave her a New England brown lobster!”

by TdogW October 12, 2018

ghetto lobster

A baby who's been 'disciplined' with hot water (immersed in a pot of boiling water, for example) by someone with poor parenting skills attributed to an economically under-privileged upbringing.

That's no baby with a sunburn; that's a ghetto lobster.

by Dead Nancy January 13, 2008

vag lobsters

A term used to describe particularly large and prominent lice of the pubic region on a woman. See also: crabs

"I was about to go down on this girl but then I came up with a mouthful of vag lobsters"

by Sgt pussyface September 8, 2017

Iraq Lobster

From the Family Guy episode "Scream of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q." Parody of the song "Rock Lobster" by The B-52s. Sung by Peter Griffin playing guitar.

Lyrics:

Death to America
And butter sauce
Don't boil me
I'm still alive
IRAQ LOBSTER!

"Your boyfriend is as scary as an Iraq lobster!"

by forks14 January 7, 2012

lofter

someone that is over weight

that person is a lofter.

by shrogor cheet January 7, 2020

Love Eyes Lester

The common way to describe the way AmazingPhil looks at his best friend and flatmate Danisnotonfire even though the two claim not to be in a romantic relationship.

OMG did you see the new DanandPhilGAMES video?
So much Love Eyes Lester!

by CompletePhanTrash#17 February 23, 2017