Shu Lian Piao Piao Mei Yen 

Basically means skilled fluttering without grace, which fits my lover perfectly. He's clumsy as fuck but I love him. He once fell down a flight of stairs because he tripped on a potato. My darling Elliott, you fucking idiot. He's very caring and loving, and I'm the happiest guy in the world with him. My darling Shu Lian Piao Piao Mei Yen.

Shu Lian Piao Piao Mei Yen fell over a potato

Shu Lian Piao Piao Mei Yen by PineappleFlex November 13, 2022

Sass-a-lina Jolie 

A girl that is smug, sassy, never smiles... who is all business and works against you, or has no interest in you talking to her... whether being jovial conversation or an advance. Word play off Anglina Jolie's name.

1.That bitch won't give me the time of day. She's a Sass-a-lina Jolie.
2. Come'on Sassalina Jolie, can I get a smile?

Sass-a-lina Jolie by Artartistablue June 18, 2016