Skip to main content

Haste a la verga

Share definition
Mexican slang.

The literal translation means: Go to the dick.

The actual meaning can vary:
1. Fuck off.
2. Go to hell.
3. Give me space.
4. Scoot/move over.
5. Can’t be true.
6. Go away.
7. Become absent.
8. Become voluntarily absent.
9. Turn around.
10. Don’t come here (anymore).
*a group of loud boisterous half butt naked American tourists enter a family restaurant in a Mexican beach on spring break*

How much for the tacos?

Haste a la verga…
by Mrbigglesworth123456 January 14, 2024
Flag
mugGet the Haste a la verga mug.

Te va cargar la verga

Share definition
North Mexican slang.

In a literal sense it suggests that you’re going to be carried by the dick.

The pc/kid friendly version is te va cargar el payaso, which means you’re going to be carried by the clown.

Both meanings suggest someone’s going to catch a beating, be taken by the waves in a sense or basically to say: You’re dead.
Bro, I just saw your wife blowing Donald Trump.

Tell him: Te va cargar la verga.

You know I can’t do that, he’s the former president of the USA.
by Mrbigglesworth123456 February 7, 2024
Flag
mugGet the Te va cargar la verga mug.

De la Vega

Share definition
Boy1:“Who is that girl
Boy2: “ I don’t know
Boy1: “she must be a de la Vega”
by Kenzi may May 27, 2018
Flag
mugGet the De la Vega mug.

Fransisco De La Vega

Share definition
1. Unreasonably pompous.
2. The origional/greatest spanish soap opera star. Regarded as the Jesus Christ of his profession.
Damn, that guy can act, plus he's got an astrnomical ego. Maybe one day he'll be 1/10 as awesome as a pre-pubescent Fransisco De La Vega.
by Lyricalminded [Don't Die!] December 22, 2008
Flag
mugGet the Fransisco De La Vega mug.

La Vega ISD

Share definition
A school full of hoe ass niggas and hoe ass bitches.The guys will say they love u but B A B Y he lyin.The female’s 😼 has already been used so if you lookin for a virgin you better go get one of the body builder females.Besides that we really good at sports.
La Vega ISD ghetto asf.
by Drugdealer.hoes February 22, 2019
Flag
mugGet the La Vega ISD mug.