cooch loofah

In the same genre as "douche bag." To be used to describe anyone who, figuratively or literally, rubs your bits the wrong way.
Celeste: "Eddie came home drunk again and couldn't perform. What a cooch loofah."
by sauceb0x August 07, 2011
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loofah code

A loofah left on top of a car in Florida to show someone is down to fuck
“Why’s there a loofah on that car?”
Loofah code bro they dtf
by Bagel_newt August 08, 2022
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Spiky loofah

A much more appropriate name for an Echidna
uneducated person: "wow, look at this adorable echidna!"
me: "you mean a Spiky loofah."
uneducated person: "um wtf you crackhead"
by WeirdoCrackhead November 10, 2019
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