P.I.L.T.S.

Person I'd Like To Stab

P.I.L.T.S. is a quote from Christina Applegate in the movie "The Rocker" after the creepy band manager called her a M.I.L.F.

by Cannonfoot January 16, 2010

C.A.I.T.L.I.N.

acronym, not a name

Continuously
Annoying
Intelligence
'Til

Intervention
Needed

I.e. a Code C.A.I.T.L.I.N.

A: Why are they behaving so erratically?
B: Their handler is on vacation & they're unsupervised
A: Code C.A.I.T.L.I.N. again?
B: Looks like it

by Vallis Daemonum June 30, 2021

t.i.l.f

Teacher I'd Like to Fuck.

ex.
1) "OMG, did you see Mr. Finafrock."
"Yeah thats totaly a T.I.L.F!"
" WOW, you are so right OMG! I'd so hit that"

2) Mr.Weible is so not a T.I.L.F.!!

3) Mr.Sheiler is SOOOOO... in the happenings for a T.I.L.F.

4) Mrs.Giesey is so my Grandpa's T.I.L.F.

by Seather May 5, 2006

L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.

"Laugh Silently In My Head Because It Wasn't Actually Funny Enough For Me To Laugh Out Loud"- Other known as what REALLY happens when one of your friends texts, or says "L.O.L"

John- Yeah, i had to walk 37 miles to get home...
Frank-"Lol"
John-"..."
what really happend when Frank heard that was L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.

by Jake Opp November 10, 2011

M.I.L.T

Mother I'd Like To Tickle

Damn look at that M.I.L.T i bet she has ticklish feet

by The BOy.34ge3 June 13, 2009

C.L.I.T

C.L.I.T, is a anagram for the name "Coalition For the Liberation of Itinerate Tree-Dwellers" and comes from the sexeh film Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back!

GO see the film!

"I am THE CLIT commander" spoken by Jay!

by babz February 23, 2004

F.I.L.T.H.

Faggot
I'd
Like
To
Hump

(1982)

George Michael is looking at a picture of Boy George.

"God damn, what a nice piece of F.I.L.T.H."

by Peter Eaton December 10, 2006