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Joshua 17:3 King James Version

But Zelophead, The son of Hepher, The son of Gilead, the son of Machir, the son of Manasseh, had no sons, but daughters: and these are the names of his daughters, Mahlah, and Noah, Hoglah, Milcah, And Tirzah.
Bro, Noah, in ancient biblical times Noah was a girls name, according to Joshua 17:3 King James Version
by Kids are just fleshlights October 19, 2021
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James King

To be "James King'd" is a verb.
Which includes pecking with a rather large nose and sexual harrasment.

ALSO you must be halfblack half white, have a huge nose, and have to be the creepyest kid ever.
Girl- Oh my God!
Boy- What?
Girl- I've just been James King'd!
Boy- By who?
Girl-JAMES KING!
by kaitlyn (= December 9, 2008
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James King

James King'd, or doing a James King, is a verb for the stalking, kidnapping, raping and subsequent killing, which more often than not leads to further raping, of small, innocent little children, often, but not in all cases, under the age of 3 years. This is usually completed by the dismemberment and disposal of the victim into several easy to binbag parts.
i)Ermintrude: I lost sight of my little Freddie yesterday; I feared that some one could've James King'd him!

Hyacinth: That's horrible! I heard on the news about a 6-month old baby who disappeared and was found three months later in three different bins!

ii)Hugo: Hey, have you noticed Ted's strange behaviour recently? He's been spending a lot of time at home, and the only time he does come out is to loiter around childrens' parks.

Vincent: Yeah, I think he's planning to do a James King.
by Bertington November 23, 2010
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James King

A man who thinks hes hard driving around without a license and thinks hes big cuz hes from bolton
U fr acting like james king
by Puppylover56 August 23, 2023
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James King

A very popular guy who is pretty much unattainable. All the girls want him and go psycho when the realization sets in that they are just a joke. If you marry him his already wife will message you to inform you that she is his wife and that's when you say.... well ..... OUT WITH THE OLD IN WITH THE NEW. He is now your wasbend...
Old wife: JAMES KING?? he's my husband
New wife: he's your wasbend cause he's my husband
by Urmom916! April 14, 2025
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James fightme King

This name is given to only the most absolute units in all of the lands, if you see someone with this name you should turn the other way before he terminates your very being
OH SHIT YALL RUN FOR YA LIVES James fightme King FINNA SIT ON US
by Dr. N. eg. Ro November 18, 2018
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James fightme King

The man the myth the legend himself that will assert his dominance to the highest degree
OH SHIT YALL RUN FOR YA LIVES James fightme King FINNA SIT ON US
by Dr. N. eg. Ro November 18, 2018
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