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The Kentucky Thumb

When you shove your thumb so far up you significant others vaginal cavity they will no longer have a menstrual cycle for a minimum of 6 months
Friend:Hey I heard you gave the Mrs. The Kentucky Thumb

Response:Yeah we'll be good for half a year
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kentucky thumb

The ungratifying sexual action of plugging the female genitals with a thumb to stop bleeding.

Came about when Kentucky Ballistics, the Pro-Gun Youtuber, had an accident in which his firearm exploded and lacerated his jugular to which Mr. Kentucky then plugged his otherwise fatal accident with his thumb.
Her: "Babe I'm on my period"
Him: "I'll just Kentucky thumb it I guess..."
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The Kentucky Thumb

A sex position where you put your thumb in someone.
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kentucky thumb

the practice of inserting your thumb into a woman’s rear, just as Kentucky Ballistics did to save his life.
“Hey Josh, did you hear Brandon Herrera gave Megan Fox the Kentucky Thumb last night?”
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kentucky thumb

1 A sex position where you shove your thumb down a hole in your S/O neck.
2 A life saving procedure when you fuck with a slap round
A gave my girl a Kentucky thumb and she came faster then Scott to the ER.
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Kentucky Thumb

When your .50 blows a hole in your throat and you have to shove your thumb in it to keep from bleeding out of your jugular
Scott almost died from his .50 but he gave himself a Kentucky Thumb
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kentucky thumb

A form of erotic asphyxiation, in which someone uses the dominant thumb to jab into the throat of a partner (or self) to cut breathing and gain sexual arousal.

Also see Kentucky Thumb in the Bum: when a person inserts a thumb into their partners anus during scat play, to plug the flow of feces.
My relationship with Courtney has never been more alive ever since I gave her the ol Kentucky Thumb.
by Faithful Believer May 20, 2021
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