First let's start with your name, who spells their name with extra letters? Now let's move into looks. You. Are. Not. Cute. Bangs are a hard no. Your style sucks, no one thinks you look good. You gross people out, imagine looking like a naked mole rat and raccoon at the same time. By how who look everyone has the idea you smoke crack, honestly I believe them, coming into the bathroom to stalk little girls that a little weird maybe you should talk to someone...

"hey do you know who Katie stahmann is?"
"Yeah I'm scared of her she likes to stalk me in the bathroom and she won't leave me alone

katie stahmann by JadeAlbright March 21, 2019

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Katie syndrome

the act in where a person can’t spell , type , text and or talk properly it is commonly know as being dyslexic but is also classed as being a dumb fuck they will also casually misspell things and can’t be fucked to dis the failure as they are in fact also a failure. is also contagious if you spend long periods of time texting and or talking with said person

person 1: that dude really can’t speak properly

person 2: yeah they have Katie syndrome

Katie syndrome by bigdumb January 5, 2020

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Katie Savage

A lunatic that will peg you on the first date

Did you get Katie savaged last night?

Katie Savage by Razorcat2005 November 23, 2021

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