A sentient being blessed from the memeingly heavens. A god amongst men, known by all as the sexiest being in all of human history besides Danny Devito.
by 12 kg and a half February 26, 2017

A short guy, with holes in his pants. He often has a small penis. Jens is also a slang word for outsider, a person who has no friends. He smells very bad, because he never wash himself.
by Lorte March 2, 2016

by Hellnah52 December 17, 2019

He got jensed
by Aids in my ass May 22, 2019

Typical dutch name. Jenses spend their day smoking weed and jerking off to dutch cheese. According to national research Jens is also the most common name under dutch 30 year old virgins.
by Good161 November 5, 2017

A smart, beautiful, funny, kind, and talented girl who is an amazing friend and person. Jen struggles with confidence, and puts up with more than an average person, but everyone else can see how amazing she is.
by Diviny2015 October 29, 2018
