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iPad kid

iPad kid are little kids who's only source of entertainment is playing with there iPad. These kid might have toys but don't do anything with them. They also watch cocomelon, Ryans toyreview and dumb Youtube videos on there iPad. Sadly they never grew up with there TV as everything they wanted to watch is on their stupid greasy cracked iPad. Also they couldn't live a day without there iPad...
Little Timmy is 5. He has an iPad and a million cool toys. But he doesn't play with them as the only Source on Entertainment he has is his IPAD. Therefore he is an iPad kid.
by REALNAMEISCOOL January 24, 2022
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quackity: *coughs*
fan: you cough like a ipad kid
quackity: STFU
by MuffinIsNotHuman June 15, 2021
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normal person: hey who is this kid
mom of the kid: it was unplanned. we tried to abort but it failed
normal person #2: looks as cringe as an iPad kid
by gotouchgrass_8163 August 16, 2022
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Oh, The Collector is totally an Ipad kid
by BrainDamageGalore June 21, 2022
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greasy ipad kid

an intense short, fat 200 pound kid who rocks back an fourth annoying everyone who comes in their way. Most kids below the age of 10 come to the disease know as the IPad kid disease. Most people are annoyed by an iPad kids existence. An iPad kid gets most of their exercise by typing all day in their greasy ipad and whines to their mother to buy an oculus to became a monster, a greasy ipad kid and a gorilla tag kid.
Greasy IPad kid: mom I need a new iPad it only costs 29.56 dollars because I crushed it with my sheer weight of my body.

Mother: I hate these greasy iPad kids.
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Greasy iPad kid

Fucking stinking fat fingered maccies poo smelling freak typically called Ollie highly fat like a bowling ball he doesn’t fall down the stairs he rolls and sets of Richter scale level 12 when he walks.
There was this greasy iPad kid playing cut the rope on the iPads at maccies leaving his disgusting trail of wet stinking finger juice all over the public iPads like a shit Jackson pollock painting he tried killing himself definitely won’t be playing cut the rope again. Only cuz he tore the ceiling fan down
by Family orgy time August 26, 2023
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A kid thats going to new york with an ipad, while watching coco melon
I cant believe theres an ipad kid on the airplane
by Lmao211 July 3, 2021
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