trump the hump

to use a plunger to unclog a toilet

What did you eat last night? I had to trump the hump today when you were done.

by 930 January 14, 2008

hump the deck

When you're compelled to say "jump the deck" but then hit the "h" key instead of the "j" key.

As Metal Shadow 666 would say.

Dude: HIT THE DECK!
Dude 2 goes to hump the deck
Dude: O_o
Dude 2: jump*

by Duuur November 9, 2008

hump the deck

When you're compelled to say "jump the deck" but then hit the "h" key instead of the "j" key.

As Metal Shadow 666 would say.

Dude: HIT THE DECK!
Dude 2 goes to hump the deck
Dude: O_o
Dude 2: jump*

by Duuur November 10, 2008

i've got the hump

be annoyed at...

I've got the hump with England coz they wont let me stay.

by Lily GTR January 13, 2016

hump the monkey

To have sex.

"I bet you two were humping the monkey last night. And she is a great lay, indeed."

by Dana Mix August 17, 2003

The dry hump McGoo

Where you hook up with probley the hottest chick you will ever meet but are too drunk and had to many illicit drugs to get it up so you rub your dick on her pussy to try to get it hard

Guy1: man saw you hook up with Sally last night she is smoking

Guy2: yea but I couldn't get it up so I had to give her the dry hump McGoo

by Jayba11s January 9, 2018

hump the bunk

Used to describe someone, some company, or some organization that gets the raw end of a deal.

oh, sweet Jesus, did Amazon ever hump the bunk.

by Ben Sisko February 1, 2010