Facebook Hibernation

Verb/noun.
1) To reduce the amount of log ins into Facebook.
2) To stop using Facebook for an extended period of time, typically ranging from one month to five months

Joey decided to go into Facebook hibernation.

Because the finals are approaching, Susan decides to go into Facebook hibernation so she would be more committed to and have more time to study for her classes.

Jack Facebook hibernated for nearly two months!

by Zeuskog April 22, 2009

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Hubernation

The act of going into a state akin to Hibernation, and yet doing it in such a fashion that one becomes very much like a person named Hubert.

Cinnamon: I'm going into Hubernation.
Aqua: Oh, that's very Hubert like of you, don't sleep too long.
Cinnamon: *snores*

by Aqua Markwin June 29, 2021

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hibernation

when having sex with a girl, your inside her pussy for so long your dick gets soft.falling asleep whilst this is happening is not uncommon

Robbert- "dude did you Hook up with that bittie?
Joey- "yea but I couldnt bust a nut so I just went into hibernation.

by jwizyadig September 28, 2010

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Hibernationship

A relationship entered into for the sole purpose of relieving the perils of boredom during the 2020 Covid 19 lockdowns.

She’s not my future wife but she’s perfect for a hibernationship until Corona fucks off.

by seethesea75 March 27, 2020

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Extreme Hibernation

(n.) The process of sleeping untill your brain is mush in the matter of hours, because it's an extreme process that takes bears all winter, which protects their brains, but humans only 6-12 hours.

Billy tried to use extreme hibernation, and now he's in a coma.

by Socretez January 4, 2008

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