by torra borra May 24, 2004
Get the ho ho ho mo fomug. The association of St. Nick as the patron saint of sex workers is a long one. Supposedly, the original legend was that St. Nicholas was a bishop who lived a few hundred years after Christ. A poor man with three daughters had few other options than to sell them into prostitution (so three hos: ho ho ho!) because that other (and nastier) sex-for-money scam, heterosexual marriage, would require that he pay money he doesn't have for a wedding for each of them. Presumably St. Nick paid for the wedding by anonymously throwing a bag of coins through the window. By the time of the third engagement, the father began to become curious and started watching the window to determine who was paying for all of this - so St. Nick outsmarted him by dropping the last bag of gold through the chimney.
Hence the association of St. Nicholas as patron saint of working girls, as well as of a few less desirable groups such as the pawnbrokers who profit from the poverty of others and the ill-behaved hellions who think they're entitled to free toys just because it's giftmas.
Hence the association of St. Nicholas as patron saint of working girls, as well as of a few less desirable groups such as the pawnbrokers who profit from the poverty of others and the ill-behaved hellions who think they're entitled to free toys just because it's giftmas.
by bitchuck December 24, 2024
Get the ho ho homug. by Best User On Urban Dictionary March 24, 2025
Get the Ho Ho Homug. "I want a vibrator for christmas" the 5 year old yelled in pure exitement.
"you sure are a little ho, ho, ho"
"you sure are a little ho, ho, ho"
by stortankelitetbean November 9, 2021
Get the ho, ho, homug. Someone who is Asian who says something such as, "I'll give you 20 bucks if you eat that." But then never does. Usually with the name Chelsea.
by A woman's penis January 27, 2020
Get the ching chong ho ho homug. Your mon's a hoe
Student : what u say, what u say?
Teacher : I said, who ever threw that paper, Ho Ho Ho... your mom's a hoe
Teacher : I said, who ever threw that paper, Ho Ho Ho... your mom's a hoe
by Tb96 November 27, 2023
Get the Ho Ho Ho...mug. A department-store Santa with a disgraceful hairdo-malfunction.
If "the Don" ever tries his hand at playing a Wally-World Father Christmas for da little kiddos, "Imus" be sure to check to see if dat nappy-headed ho ho ho has done anything to "tame" dat infamous "wild" hair of his!
by QuacksO March 29, 2019
Get the nappy-headed ho ho homug.