i hate my life

a phrased used after your cell phone dies in the middle of text messaging someone.

Sarah screamed "I hate my life" after her cell phone died in the middle of a text message.

by aviewoflife September 16, 2006

I hate my life

A term that many a person says on a daily basis whenever anything negative happens, they're insulted, hear a lame pun, tell a lame pun, or get yelled at by their parents if they're that age...or still live with them. Can also be used sarcastically or (often) by morons who don't ACTUALLY hate their life (big shocker!). Can be followed by goddamnit if the "situation escalates".

Janet: *punches a dude called George* Fuck you George!
George: I hate my life.
Janet: You let it happen.
George: I hate my life more...goddamnit.

by Some Random Guy 72 February 25, 2017

Hagerlife

A fatty, cuck husband, and son of Grimace. A Michigan superfan. A goddamn waste of space who fears me. Always trying to be fatter than yesterday and dodging flying prison poo. -McD

My Hagerlife is miserable, I have no friends and hide insults on the Internet about real men like a scared prag.

by Brenda Hagerman August 20, 2023

Hatelife

An extreme state of melancholy or depression brought about by thinking the world is against you.

My girlfriend broke up with me, my house burned down and I lost my job. I have a bad case of hatelife.

by Lil H September 15, 2006