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Trump Hysteria

New mental illness: "TRUMP HYSTERIA": the fear of what's going to happen to this country when the carpet gets pulled out from under the sick, weak, disabled, old, the poor, minority hatred running rampant.
I've got such bad Trump Hysteria that I'm in fear for the fate of my country.
by Angel E Love March 10, 2017
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snow hysteria

The insanity that occurs in the general public when frozen flake-shaped water is predicted to fall from the sky. Normally, the correct response when hearing about snow is to drive immediately to your nearest grocery store and buy 400 gallons of water and enough milk, bread, and eggs to feed a small sovereign nation, because obviously 1/4 inch of snow equals the next 100,0000-year-long ice age, and obviously with the glaciers ringing your doorbell, you won't be able to go anywhere!

Snow hysteria is a common occurence in Texas; has been known to be spotted elsewhere (New Jersey & Pennsylvania specifically).
Person 1: Jesus, why does this supermarket look like Times Square on NYE?
Person 2: Oh, they predicted 1/4 inch of snow, thus the snow hysteria.
by lancelot323 January 3, 2009
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H-Troll (Hysteria Troll)

H-Troll a troll whose trolling is fueled by irrational fear, belief or hysteria. H-Trolling is an abbreviation of Hysteria Trolling. Trolling based on irrational beliefs or fears for the purpose of convincing others to adopt their irrational fears or beliefs.
That H-Troll (Hysteria Troll) and his moon landing conspiracy is so outdated.
by KatsuiKatKOoKakatsui June 16, 2018
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David Bell Hysteria

A type of behavious often exhibited upon first contact with David Belle; may cause a person to dress, talk - and, in extreme cases - assume the ego of said David. Condition generally wears off within a few months of non-David-contact time, but person still carries exaggerated opinions of David Bell and his exploits opinions of David Belle and his exploits
Drury : Whys tom dressing like that, he used to look like a hippie

Louis: oh he's got a touch of the David Bell hysteria

Drury: haha of we've all been there

Louis: Ahmen Brother
by AESIM November 2, 2008
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Fizz Hysteria

The act of frantically sipping the fizz off the top of your glass when you accidentally overflow it with soda.
I went into Fizz Hysteria when my coke started fizzing out of my glass.
by alecksappalled October 22, 2009
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manufactured hysteria

to make up something in one's mind, to then begin to believe it as true, and to act upon it as if it had really happened, working one's self into an angered state
bob thought his 30-year-old daughter did not want to get married and have children. bob's daughter assured him that she and her long-term boyfriend/fiance had agreed to wait until they could be live in the same city and continue their careers. bob continues to harp on daughter to give up her high-profile career in her state and move to boyfriend's, even though daughter continues to explain that she's licensed to do her business in her home state, not in her boyfriend's. dad nods and says he understands, then goes right back to giving daughter advice that she should move to boyfriend's state. the conversation goes around and around until dad has created his own manufactured hysteria.
by dianesvoice March 5, 2011
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Male Crying Hysteria

A mock mental illness, defined as when a grown man is so emotionally unstable that they can't help but cry and break into panic at the slightest inconvenience or hint of stress.
Severe cases may even lead to a UTI.
My roommate started freaking out and breaking shit after I left a plate in the sink for half a day. He must have MCH, Male Crying Hysteria.
by Violence Enjoyer December 3, 2022
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