Hammertime group

A group out of Erie, Pennsylvania that frequented a Karaoke bar. Goldschalger flowed through their veins, cheap light beer and occasional marijuana. One member in particular would rip his shirt off while looking like sloth from the goonies and occasionally tie glow sticks to his nipple rings to create a chain. I have no clue how any of these guys are still alive.

Well would you look at that, the hammertime group is at the bar again handing out shots to the locals.

by Gary likes dudes June 30, 2022

HammerTime

Any time throughout the day when you need to disappear to masturbate and stroke your piece.

Hello you've reached JC im sorry I missed your call, but im busy with HammerTime.

Hey John I stopped by your crib and your car was in the driveway but you didn't answer the door. Where were you? "Sorry bud it was HammerTime!"

by Hollywood617 May 17, 2023

Hammertime

A time when it is permissible to throw hammers.

(see also: mental illness)

Imma throw a hammer at your car because it's hammertime bitch!

by Xhilla October 9, 2025