Gunch

Noun. A person who is a grouchy, bitch, cunt.

Anna: "Alice is so mean to us. She's a dirty gunch!"

by Jskstb February 8, 2010

gunch

gunch v. to gunch; sexual intercourse in the rear entry position, more specifically in the manner of a non-human animal.

I like to gunch that bitch right in her ass!

by Hal Jackson January 11, 2012

gunch

Usually refering to vagina. This word can be used as a direct replacement for cunt, bush, pussy, beaver, etc.

The impact of the word can increased with the use of assonance.

"I'm gunch for lunch or brunch."

"I made her gunch cum so much I could have made gunch punch"

by xLee May 13, 2005

Gunch

A slang term for ejaculatory fluids, particularly sperm.

"What are you having for lunch?"
"Did you just say gunch?"
"Dude, gross."

by SmashBrother4 April 19, 2016

Gunch

To strike, or be stuck in the testicals.

When Timmy piched the baseball at Fred, Fred swung too high and was gunched.

by Stuart Funk December 25, 2007

Gunch

The worst of the worst. The lowest of the low. Absolute scum. Can be replaced with the phrase "Gunch Muncher".

"You're literal gunch, man."
"Shut up, you gunch muncher."

by coldfingers October 17, 2017

Gunch

A penis that is incredibly long, yet very very thin.

Wow, that lad has a proper gunch on him.

by GunchMaster98 February 2, 2019