Good Morning and God Bless 

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Wife: Honey, I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Husband: Good Morning and God Bless, darling!

Good Morning and God Bless by Tainthair May 23, 2018

good morning and god bless 

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet in the morning.

"Ethan I need the bathroom, what are you doing?"
"I'm doing a good morning and god bless, Hila!"

good morning and god bless by CaptainSpaceCat May 23, 2018

Good morning and god bless 

When you go take a shit and bring coffe and breakfast into the bathroom

“I need the bathroom what are you doing”

“I’m doing a Good morning and god bless I need like 20 more minuets”

Good morning and god bless by Nahb32 May 23, 2018

good morning and god bless 

Eating egg salad and drinking coffee while shitting in the morning.

“Ethan what are you doing?”
“I’m taking a ‘Good Morning and God Bless’ just open the door”

good morning and god bless by AllisonAuto May 23, 2018

Good morning and god bless 

When you eat your breakfast while dropping a massive deuce in the morning before work.

Hila: What are you doing?
Ethan: Good morning and god bless Hila.

Good morning and god bless by SupaDupaFly May 23, 2018

Good morning and God Bless 

The act of taking a dump while having coffee and breakfast (typically egg salad) in the john.

from:h3h3productions

Person 1: Hey, hurry up in there! I need to take a sh*t!
Person 2: Give me a minute, I'm having a "Good morning and God Bless"

Good morning and God Bless by Pual Wleakr May 23, 2018

Good Morning and God Bless 

"When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet, it's a good morning and God bless." The term was first coined by Ethan Klein of H3H3, while discussing bathroom rituals in a Q&A.

Hila: Ethan, I need the bathroom, what are you doing?
Ethan: Good morning and God bless, Hila.
Hila: What?

Good Morning and God Bless by OfficialCodini May 23, 2018