Good morning and God bless

When you shit, eat breakfast, and drink coffee on the toilet.

“Ethan, I need to use the bathroom. What are you doing?”
“Good morning and God bless, Hila.”

by PapaBless420 May 22, 2018

Good Morning and God Bless

When you take a morning shit while eating your breakfast
(As popularized by h3h3Productions)

"Can I use the bathroom dude?"
"Sorry man I'm doing my Good Morning and God Bless"

by OmicronCoder June 8, 2018

Good Morning and God-bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

I can't go on without a Good Morning and God-bless at the start of my day.

by QuiteSpicy May 27, 2018

good morning and god bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Hila, what do you just open the door on people when they're taking a shit. I'm doing a good morning and god bless.

by Nippalodian May 23, 2018

Good Morning and God Bless

The act of drinking coffee & eating breakfast while taking a shit.

"Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?"
"Good Morning and God bless, Hila"

by thewarragulman May 23, 2018

Good Morning and God Bless

When you drink coffee, and eat breakfast while shitting on the toilet.

Mom: Are you okay in there Johnny? I hear a lot of slurping and plopping.

Johnny: Shut the fuck up and stop interrupting my good morning and god bless you niggamous bigamous

by UrbanYourMom May 23, 2018

good morning and god bless

the act of simultaneously drinking coffee, eating eggs salad, and taking a shit.

"Nothing like a good morning and god bless to start the day"

by beefy peanuts May 23, 2018