gargantuan hammer

Someones who's erected or soft penis is so large that one is said to be able to see it from space. This term can only be applied to people who have had their male reproductive organs compared to that of a horse. People defined as gargantuan hammers tend to be in prison or working as a prostitute. ( pronouns: dude, guy)

"Holy shit, Graham is a fucking gargantuan hammer"

by suferdude90266 November 4, 2021

gargantuan

when something is big. defines big, nothing but big

"dam thats so gargantuan"

by Honestlidkanymorem8 December 1, 2022

Gargantuan Spunk Barrel

A gargantuan spunk barrel is where a person swallows loads from multiple people in one sitting.

“Luke is a gargantuan spunk barrel, did you see how many loads he swallowed”

by iiTzzCozmic January 13, 2024