When Jill finally contacted Mike after getting is phone number, he was already about to go sailing on the Floating Orgy Fuckfest, and she was afraid he might hook up with someone else
by AccidentalDestiny February 03, 2013
Men of all ages gather in a swamp in Florida and masturbate harder than ever before with the crocs and each man see who can ejaculate on the most crocodiles without getting a croc to attack
Me and all my elementary school homies flew down to Florida and had the most lovely Florida man Fuckfest till little Timmy didn’t escape when the crocodile attacked and now we did it again to honor him, couldn’t even make it past second grade
by Indian Blowhole lover January 02, 2023