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Final Fantasy XIV

The second MMO in the anime series "Final Fantasy" that takes people's money and prevents them from trying out or playing any other video games. Usually one of the games that causes your friends to undermine multiple series for not being made by Sqaure Enix
Guy 1: Hey man, what are you doing today?
Guy 2: Playing Final Fantasy XIV
Guy 1: you wanna maybe play Tekken later?
Guy 2: nah sounds lame, but you should buy Final Fantasy XIV and play with me instead

Guy 1: Didn't you say you were going to try out Persona 3 the other day?
Guy 2: Yeah but it's not final fantasy so it's obviously anime garbage, lemme get like 50 more hours into Final Fantasy XIV real quick
by Taxen July 31, 2018
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Final Fantasy XIII

Final Fantasy XIII - The FF that I'll be GLAD to not play.

Dude 1 : Did you see that awesome new protagonist Lightning? Isn't she hot?

Dude 2 : No, it's fucking cloud with some pink hair and boobs.

Dude 1 : They're reintroducing another black guy! Like Barret! Isn't that cool?

Dude 2 : It would be, if he weren't wearing lime.

Dude 1 : That Snow Villiers is such a badass.

Dude 2 : I didn't know that all you had to do to be a badass was dress like a buccaneer outcast.

Dude 1 : Hope Estheim kinda reminds me of myself.

Dude 2 : Really? You look girly and gay? Do you wear makeup too?

Dude 1 : Who designed these 'awesome' characters?

Dude 2 : Nomura, but if you ask me, I think that they should bring back Amano.

Final Fantasy XIII - The latest downhill.
by Fantasy Gone Downhill January 28, 2010
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I would call it Final Fantasy XII Lite, but even that label would be far too generous. A complete regression in terms of gameplay design - (no more seamless battle transition with enemies on the field, a dumbed down less in-depth AI system and less control over the party than ever before) - is not something you often see in any gaming series, although Final Fantasy has never been particularly consistent in its quality. Even so, it is as if Square Enix are trying to drag the series down to the bottom of the JRPG barrel. I understand Dragon Quest was getting lonely down there, but this is just embarrassing.
Final Fantasy XIII fanboy: ZOMG its gonna be the best RPG EVAR.

Rational Final Fantasy Fan: What, because it is a complete backstep compared to XII? Or because the visuals are completely underwhelming? Or because the voice acting from the trailers actually sounds atrocious?
by Ivalice-Alliance November 8, 2009
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When you vomit, poop and piss at the same time.
Damn, I'm so sick I Final Fantasy XIII'd all over my room! Now I'll have to clean it somehow...
by Will-22 December 13, 2016
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Final Fantasy XIII

Something that's built up with huge hype and looks good on the surface, but ends up being mediocre to absolute garbage depending on the person in the end. Based on Final Fantasy XIII, which had huge hype during its trailers and had beautiful presentation, but was met with very mixed reviews from fans.
Person 1: Yo man, did you hear about that new game that's coming out?
Person 2: Yeah dude, but I think's it gonna be another Final Fantasy XIII.
Person 1: Crap.
by Starflight08 November 30, 2017
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