spank festival
a vigorous masturbation session, often involving liberal amounts of lubricants and battery operated devices.
spank festival by Blown anchor March 31, 2015
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Fresh Squeezed Festival
Bringing the city of Los Angeles 9 hours of Nonstop grooves that will keep you dancing all night long! Fresh Squeezed Festival brought to you by Fresh Entertainment, is the summers juciest event. With thousands of pounds of oranges given out FREE all night, combined with world class DJ lineups and Massive Stage Production. Join us in celebration of summer!
I am going to bring all my friends and we are going to dance like crazy as we celebrate summer at Fresh Squeezed Festival!
Fresh Squeezed Festival by qUEEnBinX June 25, 2009
Shop Speed Festival
A large group of people that do shopping cart racing around many different stores every night after midnight. See the definition of shopping cart racing to find out more.
Shop Speed Festival by Justicewithtacosandweed August 12, 2018
tums festival
What every day ends with.
This is a reference to Red Letter Media's Best of the Worst review of "Hollywood Cop", specifically a line said by the late, lamented Cameron Mitchell.
Jay brings up the line, and Rich Evans, aka "Dick the Birthday Boy" adamantly refuses to admit that this line was in Hollywood Cop, instead thinking it was in Samurai Cop. WRONG!
This is a reference to Red Letter Media's Best of the Worst review of "Hollywood Cop", specifically a line said by the late, lamented Cameron Mitchell.
Jay brings up the line, and Rich Evans, aka "Dick the Birthday Boy" adamantly refuses to admit that this line was in Hollywood Cop, instead thinking it was in Samurai Cop. WRONG!
tums festival by lubertdas June 26, 2017
Festival Boyfriend
Festival Boyfriend by Rodd McTodd July 22, 2016
Post festival depression
The comedown as bad as heroin withdrawel after returning home from a music festival.
Common symptoms are:
Appreciation that the ringing in your ears was worth it
Unable to take off the festival band for at least a few days
Listening to the music of bands you saw on your ipod
Youtubing videos of the festival
Stuffing yourself with food
Some more dangerous symptoms are:
Making your toilet filthy so as to reenact the festival toilets
Camping out your backgarden
Not feeding the cat
Continuing to dress zany despite being home
Common symptoms are:
Appreciation that the ringing in your ears was worth it
Unable to take off the festival band for at least a few days
Listening to the music of bands you saw on your ipod
Youtubing videos of the festival
Stuffing yourself with food
Some more dangerous symptoms are:
Making your toilet filthy so as to reenact the festival toilets
Camping out your backgarden
Not feeding the cat
Continuing to dress zany despite being home
Guy1: Hey why's John not coming to the crazy party tonight? There is going to be a ton of drink & girls
Guy2: he's suffering from Post festival depression, Like he started singing at the top of his lungs on the phone ''I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IS'' before hanging up crying
Guy2: he's suffering from Post festival depression, Like he started singing at the top of his lungs on the phone ''I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IS'' before hanging up crying
Post festival depression by Dumguy1&Dumguy2 September 9, 2011
festival blues
the down feeling you get for almost a week or more after you come home from a music festival. the feeling that nothing in the world compares to that 'crazy' weekend and the desperate need to go back and relive it. anyone not at a festival will dismiss this feeling as a sign of insanity as they simply do not understand.
''Hey, wanna come to a party?''
''No, I only got back from T in the Park yesterday and I have the festival blues''
"Okay then you absolute freak''
''No, I only got back from T in the Park yesterday and I have the festival blues''
"Okay then you absolute freak''
festival blues by lornmuzz July 18, 2010