I noticed that that hot chick had "random play" in her profile, so I messaged her and arranged a facehook.
by Ryan88234 April 28, 2006
Facehook is a state of Facebook that pisses you off and makes you want to hit people. Your feed is filled with religious rants, generic posts talking junk about people but they are too chicken to say a name and/or political slander or you've seen too many selfies and it's way early..
You check your Facebook feed in the morning and see..
"(insert selfie) Some one at the store told me how beautiful I am"
"Good moms aren't out partying like I used to do cause I've changed and now I"m better than you!"
"Real Seahawks fans have been Seahawks fans since I've been a Seahawks fan"
You: "UGH! Facehook! I'll hit you up later... (closes app)
"(insert selfie) Some one at the store told me how beautiful I am"
"Good moms aren't out partying like I used to do cause I've changed and now I"m better than you!"
"Real Seahawks fans have been Seahawks fans since I've been a Seahawks fan"
You: "UGH! Facehook! I'll hit you up later... (closes app)
by Hollyfire February 05, 2014