by Sanches June 03, 2006
A sexual manoeuvre, a close relative of alligator fuckhouse. Correctly executed panda fuckhouse will result in a black eye for at least one participant . When one partner attempts what may be perceived by the other partner as a surprising move, the recipient will respond with a punch to their partner's eye. Double panda fuckhouse entails the punchee returning the favour with a punch to their partner's eye.
"Hey Jen, how did you get that black eye?"
"Kevin tried for anal last night, so I distracted him with alligator fuckhouse and he caught me on the rebound with his panda fuckhouse"
"Wicked night!"
"Kevin tried for anal last night, so I distracted him with alligator fuckhouse and he caught me on the rebound with his panda fuckhouse"
"Wicked night!"
by Screenlicker January 30, 2012
Let's go to UF. Jorts turn me on! I am freaky for the jorts. It's going to be an alligator fuckhouse with all those jorts!
by Roooooooooll Tiiiiiiiide! February 11, 2008
An orgy involving the exclusive use of French Ticklers. The ridges on the French Ticklers, represent the roughness of an Alligator's back. And the fuckhouse is, well, the orgy part.
by FreddyBumpkins August 18, 2006
You proceed to have sex with a female while she is making you a sammich in the kitchen where she belongs, then you take her out of her natural environment into the living room and you play halo while STILL maintaining the penetration through the entire experience! TRIPLE KILL!
by Shana Black February 13, 2008
by Firmflex October 05, 2007
First the babay shits in the girl's pussy then as he is doing this the girl does an extroadanarily hard position to sock the little boys cock while it's crapping. Then they start rolling on the ground preferrably down a large hill.
:1st person:I Hot Alabama Alligator Baby Brother Blumpy Fuckhouse Pocket'd the shit outa that little baby yesterday.:2nd person:What.
:1st: Yeah Alligator Alabama Baby Brother Blumpkin Fuckhouse Pocket'd the shit outa that little kid.:2nd: Wtf is that? 1st Person: Well it's when (Recites defenition):2nd:I don't think we can see each other any more:1st: Your jealous.
:1st: Yeah Alligator Alabama Baby Brother Blumpkin Fuckhouse Pocket'd the shit outa that little kid.:2nd: Wtf is that? 1st Person: Well it's when (Recites defenition):2nd:I don't think we can see each other any more:1st: Your jealous.
by Justin Carter February 27, 2007