The Finisher

When you're jerking off and cycling through all those ladies in your mind, The Finisher is the girl that you climax to.

Nikki is kinda hot, but she'll never be the finisher. I mean, you gotta save the best for last, right?

by Altrotaltro June 11, 2010

funished

Instead of being punished, in a (sorta) dom and sub relationship, you get funished (or a funishment). Where it isn't hurtful or painful, just a fun and kinky way to punish your partner for (agreed upon) stupid bad things.

I teasingly kiss my partners neck in public. They get embarrassed, so they make sure to funish me to make me embarrassed. To do that, They whisper kinky things in my ear making me go silent and red. We then laugh about how they funished me later.

by Silka C. March 15, 2020

[oklahoma finisher]

to stick your pointer and middle finger up a persons butt in a brief motion.

You better shut up johnny before I give you the oklahoma finisher.

by Cameron the kid January 18, 2009

Real Finnish Hours

The time of night, Usually 12am-3am when your alone and have nothing to do, you play Finnish folk music very loudly mainly the Finnish folk song Säkkijärven Polka

I'm home alone , and it real Finnish Hours my comrades.

by Large Milk May 9, 2018

Are you quite finished?

1) When a man barges violently into the bathroom while his friend is taking a shit, points at him and says sternly: "Are you quite finished?"

2) When a woman turns to her lover after he has been stuffing her like a thanksgiving turkey for three hours or more and exclaims "Are you quite finished?"

1) Bob, upon forced entry into Dave's bathroom: "Are you quite finished?"

2) Maria to Brian "Are you quite finished? We've been fucking for sixteen hours now. I have work, you know." Brian: "Nope" and proceeds to giving her an alligator fuckhouse and multiple donkey punches.

by haewood Jablowmeeberg July 7, 2009

Facebook Finisher

this is when a man or a woman indulges in masturbation as normal. just before he or she reaches climax, quickly presses Alt + Tab on the keyboard to bring up an internet explorer window that they have previouly set up with the image of someone they have been stalking for most of the afternoon on facebook. This results in a more meaningful wank, and thus more enjoyment for the participant.

for example, one frisky summers afternoon you have been secretly surveying your girlfriends younger sister in her daily activities. knowing there is no feasable way in which to fuck her, to maintain your relationship with her older sister the facebook finisher offers the perfect release.

by tom humphrey October 19, 2009

Smithy Finisher

A sex act performed on your woman in the 69 position. Using your index and second finger on each hand alternatively like a sewing machine at full throttle. Expect squirting...

After slamming my bird for 3 hours I just flipped her over into the 69 and gave her the smithy finisher ;)

by gman69 January 9, 2015