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Cock over-estimator

Someone with a major superiority complex,most of the time thinking they have a massive penis
Man 1: I am the greatest butt snorkeler to ever live

Man 2: You sound like cock over-estimator, my friend
by Wilson-Toner September 20, 2019
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Free Estimate

Free estimate, buddy; your life is in the shitter.
by CarlisleQueen November 12, 2023
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some ad that has been seen on here a lot recently, with different women each time
Here's the estimated walk in shower price 2025

me: idc
by jarsubo December 19, 2025
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Serial estimator

Mr. and Mrs. Jones are we getting this project done?

No Jimmy, I’m a serial estimator, I need to get 10 quotes!
by Mr.Coconuts March 8, 2021
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alphabetical estimates

bestimate: Da closest-to-reality guess you can make regarding probable cost, amount, etc.

blestimate: An approximate guess of how much divine intervention you're likely to need from "Da Great One" to get you outta a debacle.
breastimate: What you make about da size or other attributes of a gal's ta-ta's just by looking at how far her blouse or bikini sticks out in da front.
guestimate: What da maitre'd needs to be good at making so as to know how many places to set at da table.

jestimate: What you fervently hope a contractor is making when he quotes you some astronomical figure.
Pestimate: Refers to either (1) about how many unwanted creatures dat you think currently are or will be present in a given locale at a certain time, or (2) how bratty you expect day some whiny spoiled ankle-biter will act on a particular occasion.
Restimate: Approximately how long you'll be able to crash before tackling some arduous/unpleasant task.
Testimate: A good guess regarding how long, difficult, etc. dat an upcoming exam is gonna be.
Vestimate: Da possible attributes, quality, style, etc. of a sleeveless upper-body garment.
Westimate: What you hafta do when navigating without a compass.
Yestimate: How positively someone is likely to react when asked for permission, favors, etc.
Zestimate: How enthusiastic someone is likely to be about a situation, undertaking, etc.
I suppose dat alphabetical estimates are fun too think about, but it's always wise to have a better idea regarding something important than just a ballpark guess.
by QuacksO December 17, 2020
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